mygympartnerisadoitsu:

sweet dreams, my children

kawaiijohn:

thevvioletprince:

people die if they are killed

whoa tag your spoilers

i haven’t gotten that far yet

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

How do people have shower sex? I can’t even have a shower alone without nearly falling over and decapitating myself